madelynberry:

I thought you had class all day! I’m sorry babes, next time we’re both available and hungry we can go. 

Classes winded up getting canceled because the professor had a family emergency. Sounds good, though. We’ll definitely get our grub on.

madelynberry:

I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have anything to do except sit at home all day. 

You should have let me know! We could have hit up Bourbon Street for food and drinks.

Thank Bob. Now to pick up lunch and go home to veg out.

Dear classmates,

I understand that here in NOLA it can get incredibly hot, but please, put some damn clothing on when coming to class. It’s a lab, so of course it’s going to be cold. The last thing I want to see while I’m trying to label organs is your chest’s natural response to the chill. It’s hella distracting, and your shirt’s too small.

That is all.
— A perturbed peer

emerson-berry:

It is the point though.

How do you figure?

emerson-berry:

I think you do and I just don’t want to admit it.

Whether I do or not is beside the point, really. It just seems like the natural reaction when pinned to the floor. That or I come out chomping.

emerson-berry:

How it is my fault you want to lick me?

Whoa there. I never said I wanted to lick you. I said I would if you quoted the movie. It’s not my fault that you may like it.

emerson-berry:

This conversation just got weird.

It’s been weird. I blame you.

emerson-berry:

Was it supposed to be?

It seemed as though it was? If you liked it, then I could just lick it again. It’s no biggie.

emerson-berry:

1. For now. It wont last long knowing us.
2. I do know. You’re a nerd not a ho.
3. I’m not into necrophilia.

1. Hey now. We agree on a lot of things.
2. I don’t know whether to be offended or not.
3. Good answer, good answer.